menopausebarbees
... the tales of two sisters

Dana lives in Seattle, and Tracie lives in Germany. We are businesswomen, writers and humorists. We write about life, dating, and today's modern women.

Words of Wisdom

I just had to share this because it’s just too funny!

I call my co blogger, other half of my life, darling baby sister yesterday evening seeking her advice. My dilemma: a gardener working on one of my projects shocks me by sending me a text message asking for a date. I’ve known him for years.The thought of a date could only be that – a thought. I asked my sister how to tenderly rebuke his request.

She said: “Tell him to get a new hoe.”

Thank you Dani. I am still LMAO!