menopausebarbees
... the tales of two sisters

Dana lives in Seattle, and Tracie lives in Germany. We are businesswomen, writers and humorists. We write about life, dating, and today's modern women.

This Trip Down Memory Lane is Hilarious!

My sister Dana is not only beautiful, she is by far, the funniest person I know.

This morning, I decided to take a trip down memory lane and share a blog from a year ago today. I am thrilled this post Dani penned popped up. I can not stop laughing. What a great way to start to my day. This hilarious piece is called:

A Cure for the Silent but Deadlies… This is guaranteed to make you laugh!

I appreciate the creative process when anyone takes the ordinary and makes it extraordinary. In my circle, I have blogged about friends such as Sasha Muir founder of Butter London which redefined nail polish and Bevee, her stylish tote handbags. I have marveled at my friend, Rachel Brandzel, proprietor of Real Card Company watching her create some of the most phenomenal invitations over the years. They have come on wine bottles, music CD’s and candy bars. My mother’s concept of Time that goes any wear… Tutu time, clip on timepieces are all examples of taking and improving on every day products and consumer goods.

So, being the mad scientist which I am… I am constantly thinking outside the box! One day… I too hope to be included in the having everyone go, “hmmm, why didn’t I think of that? category.” After sharing an elevator story with my Aunt Barbara, she decided to pass- (no pun intended) an invention that I should have thought of!

OK… so here is your funny for today.
My sister and co-blogger Tracie and I were recently in a Las Vegas elevator along with our mother. We were exhausted after an evening on the town, thankfully winning at the machines and tables, but nonetheless weary with fatigue. It was well past our bedtimes, probably 2 A.M. when we barreled into the packed Bellagio Hotel elevator. As we road up the 28 floors to our suite, someone let out a SILENT, but DEADLY. Key words here… SOMEONE, SILENT, AND DEADLY!!! For whatever reason, I became the prime suspect which allegation I still deny to this day; however, the damage was done when a young 20 something man turned up his nose, crinkled his face, looked me straight in the eye and shouted “PHEW!” Abandoned, shocked and mortified, I found myself laughing uncontrollably at his gall, with tears rolling down my cheeks as everyone looked at me in disgust. Tracie, always having my back, was pushed up against the far wall holding hands with my mother shouts across the elevator, “Dana, NO YOU DIDN’T!” I couldn’t even recover to defend myself as I looked on horrified at the mass exodus of the elevator. One lady scoffed and said, “Shame!” as her heels clicked out of the elevator onto the marble of floor 12.

All I know is… whoever let out the silent but deadly which I got blamed for, I am personally buying this new product for you! All I can say is, wish I had thought of it!

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