menopausebarbees
... the tales of two sisters

Dana lives in Seattle, and Tracie lives in Germany. We are businesswomen, writers and humorists. We write about life, dating, and today's modern women.

Sh*t List

I keep this Shit List notepad in my kitchen. Daily, I walk past it and write down sh*t I need to address. As part of my New Year’s resolution, I’m trying to make my sh*t list my hit list and hit it and quit it. This morning as I was adding to-do’s to the pad, I recalled a post on Sh*t being the most functional word in the English language. (Author unknown).

Oh, shit, it’s Monday, so as you prepare for a long week, take a read and laugh and I’m sure you will agree- get your sh*t together- this is some good, sh*t!

That’s Right Shit! When You Consider: You can get Shit-faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for Brains, with A Little effort you can get your shit together, find a place For your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You Can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit; you can lose shit, find shit, Forget shit, & tell others to eat shit. Some people know their Shit, while others can’t tell the difference between shit and Shineole. There are lucky shits and dumb shit. Sometimes you See crazy shit. There is Bullshit, horseshit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit and catch Shit. You can shoot The shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan, you can even serve Shit on a shingle. Sometimes you can find yourself in deep shit And sometimes you can be Happier than a pig in shit. Some days Are colder than shit, other days are Hotter than shit, some Days are just plain shitty. Things can look like Shit; At times, you can feel like shit, you can have too much shit, not enough shit, you can have the right shit, the wrong shit, and you can have Lots Of weird shit. You can carry shit, you can have a mountain of shit. Sometimes you can find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. At times everything you touch turns to shit and other Times you can fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When You stop to consider all the facts, Shit is the basic building block Of the English Language. And remember once you know your shit, you won’t need to know any other shit! You can pass this along if you give a shit, or not if you don’t give a shit! Well shit it’s time For me to get some shit done. However, I just wanted you to Know that I do give a Shit & hope you have a nice day without Having to deal with a lot Of Shit. If you happen to catch a load Of shit from some shit-head, Well shit happens!