menopausebarbees
... the tales of two sisters

Dana lives in Seattle, and Tracie lives in Germany. We are businesswomen, writers and humorists. We write about life, dating, and today's modern women.

J and J

I saw this joke on the Facebook page of a wonderful lady by the name of Lisa Abrahams Salezius. Aside from designing beautiful jewelry, she has a great sense of humor. (Lisa we’ve got to catch up so I can post you in the Spotlight!)

Jack and Jill were just married…….
Jack said to Jill , “Try on my pants.”
Jill said, “I can’t do that, they are too big.”
Jack said, “Exactly, always remember I wear the pants in this house and always will.”
Jill said, “You try on my panties.”
Jack said, “I’ll never get in them.”
Jill said, “Exactly, and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will…….