menopausebarbees
... the tales of two sisters

Dana lives in Seattle, and Tracie lives in Germany. We are businesswomen, writers and humorists. We write about life, dating, and today's modern women.

An Ode to Granny

THERE was a time
when Granny was batty and wore thick socks-
now Granny is sassy and sly as a fox!

Back in the day
ashe cooedandcoddled,
she baked bread
and milk she bottled.

Ahh…we could reminisce
but what’s the point?
Under Granny’s skirt
you’ll still find an old joint! (Or two…)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/13/darlene-mayes-granny-pot-dealer-marijuana-oklahoma_n_1424244.html