... the tales of two sisters

Dana lives in Seattle, and Tracie lives in Germany. We are businesswomen, writers and humorists. We write about life, dating, and today's modern women.

A Friday Funny

Eve Chats With God

“Lord, I have a problem.”

“What is it, Eve?”

“I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I’m just not happy.”

“And why is that Eve?”

“Lord, I’m lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples.”

“Well  Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.”

” A Man? What is that Lord?”

“Someone  bigger and faster than you , who will like to hunt and kill things for your food so you’ll be eating more than apples.”

“A flawed creature who will often lie, cheat and be vain, but I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your loneliness and your physical needs.

” He won’t be as smart as you, but I’ll create him so he will sometimes take your advice to think properly.” ” 

“And, he will often be witless and will revel in childish things like playing cards and knocking a ball about.”

“Sounds great,” says Eve, sarcastically. 

“And there is a  condition.”

“What’s that Lord? “

“Since he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. …

And it will have to be our little secret; you know, woman to woman.”